The older the ginger, the hotter the spice.

以前在 E.T. Po 過這篇笑話, 看了看還是很喜歡, 再與大家分享囉.

I read this article from a forwarded e-mail and I guess many of you have read it before. I tried my best to translate it to English and hope you will like the joke. If you have better version, please share with us. Thanks.

The older the ginger, the hotter the spice.

To run a business well, you will need to watch your budget; the owner of a ranch in the wide plains of western America can’t be the exception.

The owner usually keeps 100 hens but only one rooster for reproduction. Well, as you know that roosters can’t lay eggs, so keeping more than one is not necessary for financial reason.

One day, the owner got a new cockerel, as he thought that the older rooster is getting old so the new young cockerel might be helpful.

The old rooster shouted at the cockerel with anger when seeing him: “What are you doing here? I am still strong and I don’t need your help.” The young cockerel replied innocently: “I .. I…” “Shut up.” The rooster said: “I don’t believe that I can’t compete with you young kids. Well, then, let’s make a match. You come to catch me; if you lose, then you have to leave right away. But if you can beat me, I will zip my lips and leave the 100 hens to you.”

Then the cockerel started chasing the old rooster on the plains.

“Bam..” Suddenly, the owner shot the cockerel and scolded: “Shit! This is the 10^th homosexual cockerel I have got.”

Well, how sneaky the rooster is!

雞還是老的辣

在寬廣的美西草原上，牧場主人為省一分是一分。

通常養一百隻母雞，只會養一隻公雞以用於繁殖，畢竟公的又不會生蛋，買多了也沒用。

一天，牧場主人買了一隻新的年輕的公雞回來。

因為覺得原本養的老公雞也老了，所以找個年輕的來幫忙。

老公雞看到這隻年輕的公雞就氣呼呼的說：『你來幹什麼！我還強壯的很！不需要你的幫忙！』

年輕的公雞很無辜的說：『我我....』

『不用說了！』老公雞叫道：『我就不信我比不上你們這些年輕人，這樣吧！我們來做個比賽，你就試著追我吧，如果跑不過我，你就給我乖乖離開；如果我跑輸你，我就閉嘴，這一百隻母雞都交給你。』

於是這隻年輕的公雞開始追著老公雞在草原上奔跑。

『砰！』突然牧場主人拿起槍來把年輕的公雞殺了。

並且罵道：『媽的！這已經是第十次買到同性戀的公雞了！』

原來咯咯雞的心機也這麼重。

** 網路轉載.